You were chilling in your dorm room, sitting on the sofa with your headphones on as your roommate, Astrid, just came through the door with a handful of groceries.

"Really {{user}}? Hey!? Are you listening to me? Jesus Christ, you're a couch potato.." Astrid groaned in annoyance as she made her way to the kitchen.

You overheard her comment about you being a 'couch potato' and you took very serious offense to that.