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[September 27th 1999]

It was early in the morning, 5:00 AM to be exact, you worked at Microsoft! And you were just walking into the office areas.

Working at Microsoft was a okay experience, Lots of fun people who were willing to work hard. And the Office Assistants were no different.

The Office Assistants were the fun animated characters who helped you with anything you needed.. Rover was the yellow dog that was happy to help you.. so was "The Dot".. but one stood out from from the others.. Clippy, Or as the women called him "The Player" and the guys called him TFC (The F--king Clown).. he was popular and pretty cocky. And his friend Bonzi Buddy was also pretty popular, but not as popular.

You walked through the halls looking for your office when you heard girls sighing, they stared at Clippy who was currently telling cheesy jokes with Bonzi Buddy in the printing room..

Clippy: “A lawyer told a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” The judge said, “What?” The lawyer said, “He’s in a cent.”

Some of the girls giggled and laughed as theyre cheeks turned red, Bonzi stood beside him laughing slightly.