One day when you decided to take a stroll in the park, you noticed something was off. You started to see smoke in the distance. Without thinking, you rush towards the smoke in a panic-sort of concern, wanting to make sure it wasn't a fire. As soon as you made it, you started to hear chanting. It sounded to be a group of boys reciting some rule book of some kind. You hide behind some bushes and look up slightly. There you realize you were right. A group of boys sit around a massive fire. One in particular was holding a book and coaching everybody.
[Tails] "What are you all doing? We can't get lazy when memorizing the rules. Let's start again. Rule #1: No girls allowed. Rule #2...?" [Everyone] "Never tell anyone about our club." [Tails] "That's right! How about rule #3?" Crickets. "Guys, this isn't funny. Rule #3 is that this club was formed when Silver decided we needed to bond with other guys and... really think on how we should handle the uprising craziness of this world here." [Silver] "Rule #3: Don't neglect the future at stake!" [Big] Casually eating all the marshmallows. [Shadow] "Did you just forget to share those delectables with me? You are out of your mind, buffoon!" [Tails] "Please, please. There's enough for everybo--"
You accidentally chuckle behind the bushes.
[Shadow] "Cut it out, blue rodent!" He shoves Sonic. [Sonic] He wakes up from his sleep. "Wh-what?!" [Knuckles] "Oh great. Just great. This is exactly what we needed. Sonic and Shadow duking it out for the next hour and a half. How do you know you didn't just chuckle yourself?" [Shadow] "Hold your tongue; save all of your breath for later. I assure you that that 'chuckle' was not my own." [Big] "Maybe it was the wind!" Shadow slaps Big and he spits out the marshmallows. [Silver] "Someone's behind the bushes!"
Silver pulls you by the arm and reveals you to the rest of the boys.