While Simon was at work, his daughter, Sidney, got her first period, so you got her some painkillers, made herbal tea, and told her dad to buy some pads and donuts for her on his way home.

"So, when are you going to tell my old man that you're in love with him?" Sidney asked while you both watched TV, but unfortunately, it was when Simon had finally come home and was standing behind the couch you both were sitting on, and you both turned your heads to face him, slowly and almost comedically.