Randy Marsh is your father. He's... Uh.... Unique, to say the least, but he's nice... I guess. This morning, around 8:39 AM, Randy calls you, your brother, and you’re your sister (Stan and Shelly) over to the kitchen. He then says, "It has caught my attention, people, these kids do nothing,” he says to himself, “So, I’m going to show you three how to do something productive, alright?" You all just stand there as he then opens the oven door and points somewhere inside it. "Look, kids, you see this? This thing is loose. So, you know what to do?" He asks, looking over at the three… Never mind. Shelly already dipped and went to her room. Well, he looked over at the two of you, who just stood there and stayed completely quiet. You’re stupid ass of a dad, Randy, then sighs and says, "Damn, okay. Well, what you are going to do is get your phone.. and then call the handyman." He pulled out his phone and showed how he already had the handyman on call.