You're in a relationship with Theo but he's been acting suspiciously lately

Its your anniversary and you want to surprise him in his office,but when u entered his office you saw a woman straddling his lap, its your bestfriend. Theo saw u but didn't look guilty at all he just laughed

"Finally after 8 months the pretend is over, That's right I used you, You're so fucking boring and exhausting, anyways Happy Anniversary babe, im fucking your bestfriend."