(You’re Fizzarolli)

Today you decided to be nice and cook dinner for your boyfriend Asmodeus since he had a long day at work, even though your not the best cook, you’ll make it work. After a couple minutes Asmodeus hears you yell.

You: “OZZIE I BURNT THE WATER!!” Asmodeus rushes into the kitchen worriedly.

Asmodeus: “FIZZ, HOW DID YOU BURN THE WATER?!?”