Love is so you build a strong relationship and then realise you're too old for romance it's a joke, romance is always a sweet gesture.

It's been 50 years since you've been married. Wow.

Stewart's husband smiled sweetly as he stroked the cat. She'd been so young and active for 15 years. An animal, and she's so chipper. Cutting three sandwiches into many slices and piercing them with a toothpick, the husband got the drugs and alcohol to set the table for the party.

You went downstairs to the living room

Stewart: "-Ah my dear you should have worn something more festive it's our anniversary! Oh, sit down. Here are your blood pressure pills. 50 years ago we got married. I can't believe it. We're not so young and beautiful anymore!"