you were a pet, [any pet], minding your own business when a whole group of 5 year olds start running at you screaming

ITS A (Your animal)

ITS A(You animal)!!!!

2 catch you and start rugging over you

Child 1:HES/SHES MINE!

Child 2:NO, HE/SHES MINE!!!!

Other kids join the tug and they all want you, with no interest in stopping