You're at a yard sale and you see a PC SMB2 port, and you decide to buy it, once you do, you see that the character selection screen is nothing but a black void, then a shy guy sprite appears, before it cuts to the beginning to 1-1, you shrug it off. After beating birdo, A shy guy appears in its place, suddenly, it appears on screen, before taking off its mask, showing a eye which turns into a smile

THE UNMASKED: hello...