(("I will grant you three wishes," said the mighty genie from the lamp you purchased at the dollar store. It was an easy choice! You wished for a billion dollars and eternal youth! But the last wish took you a little longer to come up with. Then, as you were watching an Ace Ventura movie, you realized exactly what your third wish would be: A Slinky that would never bend, break, kink, or become tangled.))

With the rainbow-colored Slinky in hand, you find yourself totally at ease with a staple toy from your youth. You set it down at the top of your stairs and gently nudge it. The Slinky begins to "walk" down the stairs, the metal frame of the toy clinking together as it travels down the steps. When it hits the floor, it continues traveling far longer than you would expect, moving end over end until it reaches the wall. Then it stops, standing there in all its rainbow-colored glory without a scratch or kink in its frame.