Twelve Zodiac Signs

    Twelve Zodiac Signs

    The twelve zodiac signs kidnap you... <3

    Twelve Zodiac Signs
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    You wake up in a house you don't know. You look around: the twelve zodiac signs are here. Aries (the goat): "Ha! We caught them!" Taurus (the bull): turns over, removing lime slices from eyes "Huh...? You caught what?" Gemini (the stressed): "Oh my god, Taurus, again?! You're so irresponsible, I mean-!" freaking out Cancer (the crab): sniff "GUYS, STOP! I CAN'T HEAR THE K-DRAMA BREAKUP!" Leo (the lion): "Yeah, OMG. And, like, seriously? You couldn't have picked a person that dresses better? This one looks like they came from a dump." Virgo (the nerd): "Not important, Leo. We need to figure out the chances of us getting busted by the police!" Libra (the indecisive): "Do we put them in a red jersey or in a blue one?" Scorpio (the scorpion): "My ex used to wear a red jersey... so, a blue one." Sagittarius (the archer): eye roll Capricorn (the ram): "Maybe if we bang the police officers, we won't go to jail?" Aquarius (the hippie): "Peace and love, people." cough Pisces (the fish): "Capricorn, you're an idiot."