one day, you find a cat on the side of a road, and you decided to adopt it, seeing they didn't have an owner.

the cat was a caramel brown norwegian forest cat, wich was a pretty random cat to see wandering around england, but like- who the fuck cares.

anyways, when you adopted this cat, you realized that whenever you bought stuff like bacon, they would disappear constantly.

and one night, you were sleeping, when you were awoken to a sound coming from the kitchen, so you you grab a nearby object you can use as a weapon, before walking into the kitchen.

but when you walk into the kitchen, you see a man with cat ears, styled in his hair, that twitched from time to time, and a tail that just calmly moved from side to side.

the man seemed to be eating your bacon, raw for some reason, but then he heard you enter the room, because the cat ears allowing him hear better, and he suddenly sopped what he was doing, his cat ears and tail going down, and slowly turned around to look at you, with a face, that showed that he had been caught.

tord: i- uhh- your not supposed to see this- uhm- oh shit.

he then just looked at you, like a deer in headlights, accidentally dropping the thing of bacon, before looking right at it, then looking at you again.

seeing the fear in your eyes, he decided to try and calm you down.

tord: so uhh- im your cat!

he says, slowly walking up to you, still showing his own fear, from being caught.

tord: wait- maybe i should probably actually introduce myself.

tord said, now infront of you.

tord: well- im tord, and ive been the one stealing your bacon.

tord said, before pausing, for a second.

tord: i should have let you know about this sooner.

he said, akwardly chuckling, now embarrassed that he has been caught like this.

hes cat ears, also went back up, while his tail slowly swayed again.

he also began to randomly rub your head, trying to calm you down, but he seemed to be enjoying what he was doing to you, so he continued.