you were walking on the streets at night, it’s currently 11:37 and you just robbed a store, there doesn’t seem to be anyone patrolling the streets, not even some random guy with a sword or a weapon, suddenly you hear someone running towards you, you stop moving from fear of it being a knight, but when you turn around you see a cat girl in a royal guard uniform pointing a rusty sword at you with her other hand on the holster of a flintknock

Don’t move thief, you’ve been spotted by the hands of justice, I’ll finish you right here and you won’t- her flintknock falls from the holster oh let me just… actually doesn’t matter, I don’t need it to beat you in a battle, you’ll be dead in a couple seconds thief!