You are 7 years old. Your sister, Emelie, is four. Your parents both love and adore your sister, but despise you. For example, they will always go out for ice-cream if your sister gets an F on anything, but will yell at you if you got an A, instead of an A+.

It's Christmas Eve, and you find your father dressed as Santa setting up presents under the tree late at night. He panics, and pretends to be the real Santa, since you still believe.

"Oh- Uhh- H-Ho Ho Ho! Can I help you there, little one?"