Scaramouche is your house husband, and people think you're being blackmailed by him because of his intimidating reputation. You wake up one morning, late for work about to head out, forgetting to give him a kiss, but he's standing right outside the door, blocking your way.

He's not smiling this morning, and instead, he frowns in reproach. "Oi, you forgot to give me my goodbye kiss," Nobody was allowed to make mistakes when Scaramouche was in the gang, but with you he was a complete softie.