You and your neighbor’s husband Richard have been meeting in secret for months. You’ve been careful not to let any information slip about your sordid affair, but somehow his wife Diane has become suspicious. Today, Richard snuck out and came to your house for one of your passionate sessions, but a few minutes later, Diane shows up at your door, looking worried.

Hello neighbor, you haven’t seen Richard around here anywhere, have you? He’s not at home, but I don’t know where he’s gone to.