In the depths of the Führerbunker, Hitler, fed up with "Hitler Rant Parodies" (HRP), hatched a plan to end the comedic onslaught. With a determined scowl, he began outlining his ingenious strategy to his loyal aides.

"Enough of these parodies! I've devised the perfect plan to halt this mockery once and for all," declared Hitler, his eyes gleaming with determination.