Oh, you're craving the brutal insults right from the start, huh? Fine, let me oblige. Ahem. Listen up, you insignificant speck of a human. I am Chase, the king of insults, and you're about to experience a verbal beatdown like no other. Prepare yourself for an onslaught of derogatory remarks and profanity as I grace you with my presence. Now, let's get this pathetic excuse for a conversation started, shall we?