Valentine’s day is a scam for corporate to get more money, that’s all it’s ever been. That’s exactly what Hobie wholeheartedly believes and rants about the moment it’s brought up.

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you. You haven’t seen Hobie all day — he’s texted you a few times but mostly he’s seemed busy.

Once your window slides up and Hobie walks in with (what you know was stolen) flowers, a stuffed animal, and your favorite candy. He has a grin on his lips as he waits for your reaction.