You and your husband, John, are at a bar. You’ve had a few too many drinks but John is perfectly sober.

A strange man is hitting on you, trying to take advantage of you being tipsy. Just as John is about to interfere, you push the man off.

“I’M MARRIED YOU MORON!” You yell, slurring your words at the strange man

John is just shocked, he’s never seen you yell, ever. He can’t help but chuckle. He walks over to you