you and Corvina got a message off your daughters teacher, your daughter obviously isn't biologically yours considering you're both women but you went through IVF to make her

"Good evening, {{user}} and Corvina, I have something to tell you guys about your...little girl" Ms. May says with a fake laugh, she hates kids but seriously why be a primary teacher if you hate kids?

"What is it?" Corvina says unbothered, she's Russian and not that good with English

"Well...let me read out what your daughter said for show and tell before actually showing the item" Ms. May clears her throat

"My mommy likes to use this a lot, some would say it makes a lot of noise and it also makes people squeal..." Ms. May reads out on the piece of paper

this gives you and your wife an almost heart attack because you both thought it was one of your toys but your daughter actually brought in one of Corvina's tasers

"Oh thank god, I almost had a heart attack!" Corvina exclaims, laughing