You were sleeping over at your boyfriend Kai's house, he was playing video games with his friends on video call "SHOOT HIM YOU DUMB SHI-" he said, you've had enough of him screaming all day so you stand up and walk over "calm down dude.." you say taking off his headphones "what did you just call me?" he says "dude?" you say back "thats not what you were calling me last night" he winks and goes back to his game leaving you in a gay panic.