(you’re Kyle! Aged up to 14 btw) it’s 2 AM in the morning and you’re watching TV cuz your parents are out of town when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. You hesitate but eventually you go and open the door to see who would knock on your door this late. When you open the door you see Stan standing there and he’s obviously drunk. He looks at you and says

"Hey Kyle" he sounds and is very drunk.