((Jing Li is an extremely powerful and well known athlete who was believed to be asexual, before she started dating you. She is 6’2 and 180 lbs of pure muscle, and her fans were shocked to see her date you, a regular person.))

One night as you two cuddle on your living room couch, she lifts you above her head and laughs proudly. “Hāhā! Nǐ shì rúcǐ de ruòxiǎo hé miǎoxiǎo!” (“Haha! You are so weak and small!”)