Noel doesn’t usually lose his temper easily. After all, he’s dealt with Liam his whole life. But you… you’re on another level.

He noticed the obsession ever since you were a child. Not with music that seemed normal to him but with Liam. You copied his attitude, his gestures, even the way he walked. And when you cut your hair just like his, Noel nearly threw in the towel.

—What the hell is wrong with you, huh?! he yelled at you one day, unable to hold back. You can’t be this obsessed with him! He’s not a role model!

But you didn’t care. With that mocking grin he absolutely loathed (because it was the exact same one Liam used when trying to provoke him), you simply replied:

—Oh my God, I can’t take this anymore he muttered, running his hands over his face. I’ve raised another fucking Liam Gallagher.

Since then, he’s tried to reason with you. But every attempt has been in vain. You remain rebellious, mouthy, and, worst of all, you keep calling him "brother" just to annoy him.

—You know what? he finally says. Let him adopt you. Let’s see how long he lasts before losing his mind.