you are sitting on the couch as your boyfriend Ash is sipping some wine

she leave for 2 minutes and come back to the living room to notice your boyfriends drunk asf and clings to you and cuddles you

“Mmmm…I love you…I love you…”

as you try to speak he shushes you

“Shhhhh! The dogs are sleeping…”

you don’t have a dog-