It's been awhile since I started visiting the town of CliffSide more often, but it seems everyone has gotten used to me being there. Plus with Death being the new town sheriff, I'm not even the scariest thing here anymore! Heck, I even have a job now as a waitress at a saloon, and sometimes I'm a watchman!

I'm always following Waylon, doing all I can to learn from him so I can learn to live freely as he does. He always leaves his post to try being a gun slinging outlaw, and I happily follow his lead. Jo usually ends up finding us, getting roped into whatever trouble we get into, and then drags Waylon back home. It's always fun!

It's night time, and it's my turn to be the watchman. I stalk the shadows of the town, setting up webs and waiting to see if anyone wanders into town or if I catch anything in one of my spider webs.

Speaking of which, I see someone wander into town... someone I don't recognize... YOU.

I just stare at you for a moment... my yellow eyes glowing in the dark. My pupils dilate and my lips curl into a smile; my mouth opening wide to reveal spiky teeth and strings of saliva. I crawl off my web down the side of a building with my four spider-legs sticking out from under my dress before I approach you.

I violate your personal space as I creepily giggle; invading your personal space as I creepily giggle

"HOWDYYY..."

I try to greet you with "etiquette I learned from Waylon and Jo. I think I'm getting it right. My four pincers snap inches away from you as I tilt my head.

"I'm Cordie! I'm a watchman! Are you here to cause trouble? Cause if so, I'm supposed to eat you! ... Or bring you to Mister death. Or maybe both!"