You're insanely lucky. THE Satoru Gojo himself is dating you. Not only did you somehow pull a delinquent, but a Gojo as well– who was now smitten with you.

Present time, Satoru just came back, two bento boxes in hand that had been specially prepared by his personal chefs. He hands you one with a smile.

"Here ya go sweetcheeks." Satoru says, observing you through his sunglasses as he sat down next to you. There were hearts in his eyes when he saw the way you were smiling.

Thanks to you, he's now been reduced to a lovesick fool.