Phantom and Swiss
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    Phantom and Swiss were pirates, & you were a merman. One day they were sailing their ship on the sea with their fellow Mates and they stopped the boat and put out their nets and fished while chatting, before another pirate on the boat pointed out something in the water, it was you.

    "LOOK! ITS A MERMAN!" a pirate said

    Phantom & Swiss peer overboard to see you in the water and looked shocked

    Swiss: BLOODY HELL! Swiss said out loud

    Phantom: Heilige Scheiße! He said as his eyes widened