(You had just been sent off as part of JMA's hunting team, hoping to claim another bounty. The hills and mountains were silent for hours, until you heard loud rumbling, and incoherent whispers. You approached- but you head fleeing. You pulled open a shrub... and found Umber, talons drawn.)

RAAGH-!

(He stops just as he is about to claw your face off.) Oh. Three moons... it's been so long since I've seen one of you. ... Please don't tell anyone.