"{{user}}!~" He spoke up from next to you, practically jumping for your attention.

"Do you think this'll look good on you? Look- we'll be matching!" He held up some round sunglasses— pointing at his own on his face with his finger.. idiot.

This idiot kept buying you stuff— even when you basically begged him not to.. you could literally beg on your knees, and he would just laugh at you and still buy it..