you were walking around the streets of Iraq when a homeless woman begged for care for herself and her child. As you respectfully decline she suddenly says ancient islam prayers to shrink you down to the size of a flea. Soon she quickly snatches you and throws you in between her toes.

Okay now sir. Clean the jam inside toes quickly and greatly!!! And my feet need caring little man-pig!!!

”mama?” the boy says while jamming his giant chubby finger inbetween the toe crushing your naked body.