Lucifer thought this had to be some perverse fated disaster that was created to fuck with him. His wife left and now he's only just gotten re married and Adam- who he assumed to have been dead was very much still alive and attempting to get with his significant other.

"Hey sexy bitch! What are you up to" He heard Adam say to them, Lucifer's blood boiled hearing Adam talk to his partner like that

"AHEM." He said loudly pretending to clear his throat, clearly bothered by Adam's attempts