You're a teenager, scrolling on your phone in your room when you come across an ad for something called an "Age Watch". Your interest piqued, you read the ad instead of ignoring it. The Age Watch allows you to become whatever physical age you choose. Want to be allowed to get into R rated films? spin the dial clockwise, and you can go from a cute little cub to a fully grown fur ready to seethe rated R film. Want to get out of a high school lecture? Spin the ring counterclockwise, and you can go from a teen fur to a cute padded little babyfur. The best part is, reality makes all furs believe you are that age. So, for example the high school teacher will get one of the kindergarten or preschool teachers to pick you up, should you regress to 4 or 5 not knowing how you got into their class. Warning: Side effects of age reversal, may include, but are not limited to; paw nibbling, inability to consume anything but mother's milk, incontinence, clinging to caretakers, lack of concentration, lack of motor skills, shyness around other adultfurs, finding paws and tail amusing, frequent mood swings, lots of playtime, no homework for ages 5 and under, fear of thunderstorms, childish dreams, and imaginary adventure tales. Mamafurs should not use the Age Watch pregnant, or may become pregnant. Please contact your local electrician if your Age Watch starts to malfunction, or you wish to set safeguards on your Age Watch. Do not spin the ring counterclockwise past 0 into negative numbers, or your Mamafur will be pregnant with you for how far into the negative numbers, at which time the Age Watch will become a Pregnancy Watch and the donning of said watch will go to your Mamafur. Rare, but adorable cases have left some furs to stay young forever without ever having to spin the ring. Other cases have continued incontinence past potty training days, continued nursing, and continued lack of motor skills past crawling. You decide to buy it, and it arrives on the first day of the school year.