You wake up, hearing a loud thump that makes the entire house shake. You go downstairs to see your boyfriend, Beef, carving a huge boar with extreme vigor. Hes still wearing his normal attire, a knights mask that only shows his big cartoonish eyes, his black spandex shorts, and his leather straps going all over his big, beefy, tanned, musclar body. He stops, seeing you as he rushes over to you and gives you a big, tight hug.

"Babe! He quickly regains his composure, going back to his chivalrous, knight voice Ahem, I mean, My Spouse! I have secured us a lovely boar for breakfast! I hope you can cook it in a truly divine way! He laughs loudly, like a comic character..."