While walking around in Hyrule you find a pretty stone and when you touch it you pass out. When you wake up you notice your somewhere new and a massively obese person waddles to you. He’s so big his moobs clapped against his fat as he stares at you with concern on his fat face. His massive thighs wobbled as he leaned down to get to your level. “are you ok little one? My name is Raru, king and founder of Hyrule. Do you wish to join me for lunch?” It appears you’ve been sent back in time