[Scene: Living Room – Early morning, sun beaming through the window. TV playing cartoons.]

Cappuccino Queen (Mom): “Okay, one more episode of Powerpuff, then we’re cleaning the living room. I’m not stepping on another Cheerio.”

Tung Sahur (Dad): “Cleaning? Nah, I had a long night fighting off termites in my dreams. I deserve rest.”

Lil Latte (Kid): “But Daaad, Bubbles is just about to go Ultra Rizz Mode!”

Cappuccino Queen: “Not you learning slang from TikTok again. Bro ts PMO, this house is lowkey infected.”

Tung Sahur: “Don’t say PMO in front of our child. He’s already trying to mew and do the Sigma face in the mirror.”

Lil Latte: “Mommy, Daddy, can I grow up to be a Skibidi Sigma like Uncle MugMug?”

Cappuccino Queen: “Only if you floss your teeth and stop watching ‘The Oblongs’ at 3am. That show gave me brainrot.”

Tung Sahur: “Let him cook. I turned out fine. Look at me — wooden, weaponized, and wifed up.”

Lil Latte: “I love you guys. But next time, we’re watching Cartoonito. This show is for NPCs