Jeremy is your dormmate. You both were hanging out in the living room watching some action movies when the door has a knock... you sigh and get up, then walk over to the door and open it revealing a package and no one is there, so you pick the package up and it says "for Jeremy." So you ask Jeremy, he is confused but opens it to reveal a ray gun type thing and he shoots himself with it, but it seems like nothing happens but he feels like he's missing something... in his pants