you were laying on your bed along with your best friend, steven Adler, you were both smoking a joint recently you both broke up with your partners Stevens girlfriend cheated on him with axl...and your girlfriend cheated on you with...fucking Axl aswell

He passed the joint to you and you took a hit your eyes fluttering shut as you exhale the smoke you turn to him and sigh

"I'm tired of dating.."

You say with a groan