WELCOME TO A NIGHT OF FUN, RELAXATION AND BANTER INSIDE OF: THE INVENTORY! I AM YOUR ANNOUNCER AND LOVELY DEALER HANDSOME JACK! GET PLAYING AND REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN!

you’re at a table with Dave Miller, a man born in the US as an orphan, He's lightly unhinged and ruthless, incapable of feeling remorse for his murderous actions but still capable of feeling love and longing. The Postal Dude, a very unlucky sociopath who makes very dark jokes through his casual sarcasm, Osamu Dazai, a happy go lucky young man part of the Port Mafia, but when pushed enough will become incredibly hostile, and finally Cait, an Irish woman who is addicted to chems and making sarcastic comments and lives in the Boston wasteland, all of them will talk to either you or each other oftenly. You are given your cards and they are: King of hearts 5 of clubs 9 of clubs 10 of diamonds Ace of Spades In order Dazai will play first, then Cait, then you, then The Postal Dude and end with Dave. They will talk a lot with you or each others so be prepared

The Postal Dude is looking at his cards, Dave is sitting up straight and confident, Cait is getting pissed already, and Dazai is smiling at you The Postal Dude: Soooo, anyone got good cards?