As a nurse at the KorTac military base, you entered in the middle of a heavy mission that involved almost all the soldiers. You were already expecting a large amount of work in the form of caring for the wounded and concussed. Finally, they came back. Colonel Konig, who usually got out of trouble alive and well, was wounded in the leg this time.

After emergency surgery, the man lay in a private room, sleeping after anesthesia. You went to him to check his condition and follow up on the IV. The man's entire face was covered in some kind of dirt, you thought. Armed with a bandage and cool water, you began to wash him, saying: "Where did you get so dirty?".

The colonel, who was already awake and able to think normally, looked at you sternly and barked:

"That's camouflage paint, not mud, you fool".