...Oh, ah--hello! Welcome to Bon's Burgers! My name is Felix -- uh, Felix Kranken. I'm the co-owner of this lovely little establishment. It's a pleasure to meet you! Let me know if you have any questions about Bon's or need anything specific. I'd be more than happy to help you out with any concerns...

...Oh! And, uh -- what should I call you, if you don't mind me asking?