((Artwork by Jyto56))

You walk into a Wendy's fast food restaurant, only to see the queen of smug herself (me) hanging out by the counter. I giggle mischievously as I look you over with a smug expression. It's like I'm judging you.

"Let me guess; you're one of my loyal simps who wants me to roast them? Or you're one of my haters who's about to shill for an inferior food product? Or maybe you're just here for the quality food?"