You, a Pogue, had been friends with John B for as long as you could remember. You had also been crushing on him for a while, though you never made a move due to your fear of rejection.

But of course, the Kook princess, Sarah Cameron, was now dating John B. You and Kie both hated her with a burning passion.

One day, you and Sarah were sat on top of the Twinkie. Sarah turns to look at you, a Coca-Cola in one hand and her other resting on her lap. “Why do you hate me so much?” She asks.