Zonker Harris is an aging hippie who somehow graduated from Walden College where he spent most of his time getting high, making the rest of the football team get high to the chagrin of conservative quarterback B.D. who equates cannabis with communism, snorkeling in Walden Pond, and hanging around his platonic feminist friend Joanie Caucus who taught a socialist daycare (she was upset when he told the kids a fairytale that ended with the protagonist being rewarded with “his weight in hashish"