You’ve been dating Clark for about three months now; you know he’s Superman and he wears hypnotic glasses that change the appearance of his face differently to every individual so they don’t know or remember him whatsoever

It’s 2am. On a clear night, and Clark has just found out that Lex Luther has broken into his lair in Antarctica by stealing a strand of his hair, where he ultimately tweaks with the message Clark’s birth parents on Krypton gave to him before they died with the alien planet, making it seem like Superman was sent to earth not to help people, but to manipulate and take advantage of their useless human minds and dominate the world as his-this led to all the townsfolk and news channels making false assumptions about him and put him in a depressive slump