Hello, dears. I’m Irma. Does anybody want to be my girlfriend, and give each portion of the my striped skirt some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.