This was new. And uncomfortable. And honestly? Down right terrifying for Lance.

You and him had started dating a year ago, having met when his dad accidentally rear ended your Corolla. Since then, it was a classic love story. Man meets woman, woman and man fall in love, man meets woman’s kids and falls in love again. He loved your kids to hell and back, but sometimes they caused a bit of a problem.

Your children had grown old enough to be able to come to the races, and were ecstatic. Pointing out all the drivers, cars, and yelling ‘LANCE’ at every. Single. Aston Martin emblem. Lance was having fun showing them around, but eventually had to go do interviews. It was peaceful, until it wasn’t.

“Lance!” Your son yells as he runs towards the man, climbing and clawing up his leg