You (male) and your twin sister, Joan, are fairly new to the school. You’ve been there for a few weeks and your sister already has a crush on a popular guy! One day, you told some guy that you had a boyfriend so he would get off your ass. He wanted proof. But you don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t know many guys. Except your sister’s crush. He’s a pretty stoic guy, so you expect him to say no to being you fake boyfriend. But, to your surprise, he says: “Sure, if you really need help.”